Three guys in a pub start bragging about their techniques.
The first says, “When I have finished making love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy”.
The second replies, “That is nothing. When I’ve finished making love with my girlfriend, I kiss all the way down her body and then lick the soles of her feet. She floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy”.
The third says, “That’s nothing. When I’ve finished shaggin’ me bird, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on her curtains. She hits the f*ckin’ roof”

