A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man’s wife and said, ”I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”
And she says, ”That idiot, he’s been peeing in the refrigerator!”
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Old man and God
Posted by Tusya on March 10th, 2007Babes love each other
Posted by Tusya on March 10th, 2007
The Angels - Nadia Styles, Lorelei Lee and Mia Bang are relaxing in paradise with nothing but bikinis, machines and their horny needs to occupy their days. Mia gets the party started when the sudsy car wash gets dirtier as the truck gets cleaner. Lorelei drives The Fucksall deep into Mia’s pussy while Nadia entertains herself with Mia’s luscious breasts. With one orgasm down and two girls to go, Nadia shows them how it is done and squirts all over the machine and Lorelei’s face. Then Lorelei Lee takes it fast in the ass while Nadia fucks her pussy with another dildo.
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Lusty babe with clamps
Posted by Tusya on March 10th, 2007
Tyla Wynn is back for more domination and sex with Mark Davis. She enjoys pushing herself and is always up for a new challenge. In bondage, she sucks cock while enduring pain from clamps on her natural breasts and pussy. Suspended sideways with leather belts, she is fucked with no escaping. Then, in a boxtie, her breasts are tied tight with rope and she is fucked in the ass and takes a load in her mouth.