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Sativa Rose is as sassy as she is sexy! After a little chatting, she lets her hair down and cuts loose for some pussy pounding orgasms. The fucksall has her cumming fast while she give the dragon a bj and the sybian makes her day!
today galley with Sativa Rose: Sativa takes in a mouth the big dildo and fucks with machine !
next time i’ll publish pics and movies on special page - Sativa Rose 
Q.) What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife (well not for real of course), but you can’t beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.
Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around
Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A.) “Is it in?”
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
The husband had just finished reading a new book, ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE”
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that’s done, guess who’s going
to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife replied, “The fucking funeral director would be my guess.”
Young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” To that she replies “Well, come here and I?ll warm them between my legs.” He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, “Honey, my hands are really freezing!” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”
