Archive for October, 2006

Something new :)

Posted by Tusya on October 29th, 2006

New fedom bondage galleries with foot fetish. enjoy :

Russian Mistress - Cruel mistress tied and splashes the man

Tied cock , foot in mouth … 

Lady making that asshole wide enough to let her hand inside

Fisting - woman’s hand in man ass uuuugghhh...

Gorgeous girls pound the slave’s tight ass with strapon

Two bitch fuck man in all hole ( double starporn penetration )

have a nice day man. haha

Dictionary for Decoding Women’s..

Posted by Tusya on October 29th, 2006

Dictionary for Decoding Women’s Personal Ads:

40-ish …………………… 49.
Adventurous ………….. Slept with everyone.
Athletic …………………. No breasts
Average looking ………. Moooo.
Beautiful ……………….. Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure … On medication.
Feminist ……………….. Fat
Free spirit ……………… Junkie
Friendship first ………. Former slut.
New-Age ………………. Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ……….. No BJs.
Open-minded …………. Desperate
Outgoing ………………. Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional ………….. Bitch
Voluptuous ……………. Very Fat
Hugh frame …………… Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ……. Stalker

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN’S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit - I’m gay

Halloween (pic of the day)

Posted by Tusya on October 28th, 2006

halloween - dead tied alive

In Halloween  Dead rape alive …
more here !

An Irishwoman of advanced Age

Posted by Tusya on October 28th, 2006

An Irishwoman of advanced age visited her physician to ask His help In reviving her Husband’s libido.
“What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.
“Not a chance”, she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin”.
“Not a problem”, replied the doctor. “Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went”.
It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T’was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!”.
“Really? What happened” asked the doctor?
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate! He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good”?
“Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!
‘Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.”

Pic of the day!

Posted by Tusya on October 26th, 2006

America asked the girl from Sweden

Posted by Tusya on October 26th, 2006

At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”.
She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss”.
She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich”.
She says, “Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”